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Shadows in Flight is a science fiction novella by American writer Orson Scott Card. When released in 2012, it became the twelfth book published in the Ender's Game series. The story follows on from where the original four \"Shadow series\" books left off. It is about Bean and his children discovering an ancient Formic \"ark\" during their journey in space. It was released in January of 2012. It was nominated for the Goodreads Choice Award for science fiction.
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