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Le Touquet Athlétic Club Football Côte-d'Opale, commonly known simply as Le Touquet, is a French association football club based in the commune of Le Touquet-Paris-Plage in the Pas-de-Calais department of northern France. As of the 2023–24 season, it competes in the Régional 3, the eighth tier of French football.
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