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Ivan Rebroff was a German vocalist, allegedly of Russian ancestry, who rose to prominence for his distinct and extensive vocal range of four octaves, ranging \"from a low F to a high F, one and a quarter octaves above C\". An imposing figure on stage, usually bearded and dressed in Cossack clothing, his presence was enhanced by his height, being over 2 metres tall.
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Fear the Night is a 2023 American action thriller film directed and written by Neil LaBute. It stars Maggie Q, Kat Foster, Travis Hammer, and Gia Crovatin.
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Cinema City is a brand of multiplex cinemas in eastern and central Europe, run by the Israeli company Cinema City International (CCI), a subsidiary of Cineworld Group. In Europe it has cinemas in Hungary, Poland, Slovakia, Romania, and the Czech Republic. CCI also runs a chain of Israeli multiplexes under the name of Rav-Hen.
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