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{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}
{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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