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{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}

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{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}

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{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}

{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}

{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}

{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}

{"fact":"At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people.","length":95}

{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}

{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}

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